Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
"Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch, or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter."
— Lemony Snicket
My blog is 1276 pages long and I may have forgotten what the sun looks like