December 2011
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My body is not yet ready for tonight.
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When your entire Facebook wall is composed of “Truth is,” I have every right to start judging you.
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too many people: uhh sorry i can't text you back but i can update social media from my phone
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The only pants a girl will ever need are yoga pants.
Girls like them.
Guys like them.
Everybody wins man.
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my parents: you're so beautiful and perfect you can get anyone you want
everyone else: quick someone call animal control there's a gorilla on the loose
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
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Really I have a hard time telling anyone anything because I don’t want them to see how messed up I am.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
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my thoughts: food food food food food tumblr food food food
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NEW GIRL TONIGHT!!!
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nope nope nope stop doing that.
you’re making me like you.
you’re messing with my plan to grow old with twenty nine cats.
no no no no noooo.
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agentblanquita asked: hey, :) i love your blog dear. <3
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Anonymous asked: what are your favourite blogs? :) xx